Friday, November 14, 2008

A Little Q & A

Question- When the CEO of GM made 14 million last year (and the company lost almost 40 Billion), and Ford's CEO made 20, why the the hell are we even considering bailing these losers out?
Answer- Because that is the precedent we have set! As tax payers, we love to bend over and say "thank you sir, may I have another".

Question-
Why is it that the whores that call themselves journalists, after several months of telling us how utterly unqualified Governor Palin was for VICE President, are now trying to convince us she is the lock for the GOP nomination in 2012?
Answer- The whores want another weak opponent. I mean, Senator McCain was the media darling while up against Rudy, Mitt, and Mike. Then came the general election and all of a sudden he is George Bush the 3rd. Only the producers of SNL would be happier than the mainstream media douche bags would be with Obama vs. Palin in 4 years.

Question-
Why is a President-elect Obama who is supposedly going to "change" Washington filling his cabinet with Clinton era Washington insiders?
Answer- Even he must know that Hillary (even though she is Satan) would have been a better choice.

Question- How do CEOs like Citigroup's Vikram Pandit lay off over 50,000 people, and not forgo their own year end bonuses.
Answer- I have no F'n idea! When I figure out how to cause my company to lose BILLIONS and be rewarded with multi-million dollar paychecks, I'll be sure to share the secret!

2 comments:

Suzanne said...

here are some more questions I would love answers too!

Why is it that the government can bailout AIG to the tune of 85MILLLLLLION dollars and the next week AIG sends their top execs on a 500THOUSAND dollar retreat to a spa to get pampered and relax?

also..

How the hell do you fly in your private jet, a trip that will cost your company (your company that lost 40billion last year) 20,000 dollars.. a trip that's purpose is to go to DC to BEG for a handout??

All three CEO's of the big three automakers in Detroit took private jets to DC last week.. couldn't they have at least maybe "jetpooled"?? ASSHOLES!

Sawcutting Shogun said...

Sue- Here are your answers;
The CEOs don't want the bailout!
Did you notice how much FOR the bailout the socialist rep from Mass Barney Frank was? The auto makers would love to go into bankrupcy protection, restructure their debt, and renegotiate the fat union contracts (average $78 per hour with benefits, compare that to a union concrete cutter's $45 per hour with benies). This was just a dog and pony show to tell the unions, "hey we tried".

As for AIG, couldn't we just have public executions? I mean what says "dont F with our money" like a prime time bullet in the head?